Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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