I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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