Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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