In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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