I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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