Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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