i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
