I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
