? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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