I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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