brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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