tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize