Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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