How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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