We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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