I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
where are my pants?
in the oven.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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