Whod you bang
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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