suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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