No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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