Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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