Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
