I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
