god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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