What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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