Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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