Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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