SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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