Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Girls should come with a carfax report
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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