Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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