Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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