its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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