He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
