Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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