Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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