i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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