Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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