you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Are we still banned from the library?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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