I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
