how can u be prego again
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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