What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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