The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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