Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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