I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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