i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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