you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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