Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We are two peas in an std pod
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Randomize