You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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