singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You were trust falling into bushes
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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