you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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