whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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