I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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