i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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