She announced her abortion via fbk
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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