On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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