he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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