Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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